On Google’s Reported Groupon Acquisition $GOOG

So Groupon is likely the fastest-growing company, by market cap at least, of all time (so far), and now we hear that Google is apparently in talks to acquire the company for somewhere between $3 and $6 billion.  First things first:

At Groupon’s last funding round, about 7 months ago, their valuation was about $1.35 billion, about 17 months after their real commercial launch.  If the price talk on the Google deal is to be believed, that’s a pretty impressive what, almost 500% annualized growth rate?  Not too shabby, eh?

The point is (and this may not be an entirely accurate measure) that the odds of Groupon continuing that tremendous growth – as a stand alone company or rolled-up into a larger, more established firm with synergistic opportunities – are slim, especially considering measurement firm Quantcast shows that the firm’s popularity peaked around the end of summer and has since dropped-off substantially.

Many other people in my twitter stream have also voiced concerns that Google is overpaying for Groupon and that this may be a sign of a major tech/web 2.0 bubble.  I’m not going to go so far as to make such prognostications, however I will say that there is certainly some stupid and self-defeating competition going on between Google/Facebook/everyone else for not only talented employees but for hot new(-ish) startups that compliment the established firms’ own growth strategies.

Google is hot on local, this much is hardly news, but pursuing a company whose only barrier to entry (if it can even be considered one) is its early-mover advantage/”critical mass,” is likely not going to be recorded in the annals of history as a very smart move.  Google could easily spend $100 million (ballpark, even if its 5x+ that the point remains) developing its own Groupon-killer and another few hundred million (if any) marketing it et voila! 1 year, Google wins, Groupon loses or at least suffers a serious loss due to Google’s existing penetration in everything from search to local.  Hell, Yahoo, Yelp, and everyone else could do the same thing and leverage their existing popularity and likely, they already are (or have plans to).

$6 billion?  Ceteris paribus, methinks that’s a bit rich considering we haven’t heard (unless I’ve missed it) about anyone else paying nearly that amount/multiple.  $3 billion?  Maybe, but still seems a tad rich depending on deal structure/consideration/etc.

Thoughts on Wikileaks & Efficient Markets

I’m going to mostly ignore the bulk of the political/military/etc data dump from Wikileaks this week and instead focus on what Julian Assange claims is their next leak, oodles of information about one of the big U.S. banks that will paint the firm in a less-than-ideal color.  Regardless of which form (if any) of efficient-markets you believe, now that Wikilinks is starting to attack (which I believe is the proper word) the private sector, we are almost certain to see tremendous ripples throughout the capital markets the likes of which we haven’t seen since the Financial Crisis first hit.

Assange says the following, about how Wikileaks is going to affect business (emphasis mine):

WikiLeaks means it’s easier to run a good business and harder to run a bad business, and all CEOs should be encouraged by this. I think about the case in China where milk powder companies started cutting the protein in milk powder with plastics. That happened at a number of separate manufacturers.

Let’s say you want to run a good company. It’s nice to have an ethical workplace. Your employees are much less likely to screw you over if they’re not screwing other people over.

So is Assange saying that he and his organization (or whatever) will be the sole arbiters of what constitutes a “good company?”  Also, while generally it may be true that well-treated (however we or WL wants to define that aside) employees, valued employees, one’s that are not expected to do morally/ethically/professionally questionable things are less likely to turn on their employer, in any organization there will inevitably be at least one or two (or more) disgruntled employees with an axe to grind.  At one of my former employers (a large U.S. bank), I knew enough about how screwed up certain things were that I’m fairly certain many people would be quite interested to hear about them.  I liked getting a paycheck, and want(ed) to continue to get them in the future in the industry, so, like many others, I have largely avoided communicating any of this information to the outside world.  Additionally, I understood that while I felt compelled to serve shareholders, I was subject to a similar allegience to my friends and co-workers within the company whose well-being would no-doubt be adversely affected were I to release internal information to the outside.

I am no hero, no pillar of moral strength, no causehead or idealogue; I’m just pointing out that unfortunately, for every employee unwilling to leak potentially damaging internal documents/information, there’s likely at least one that is or who doesn’t understand the full consequences of so doing.

Thus, just as I fear the SEC’s proposed “whistleblower penalty” may introduce adverse or perverse incentives into organizations, I’m confident that we are not far from the day where we see an employee (or several) come to severely regret his/her decision to provide information to Wikileaks.

I’ve already noticed many investigative journalists (and many MSM outlets) seem to think the more information they can get their hands onto, the better (and understandably so, as it’d likely bolster their reputations/careers in the short-term), but as I will further explain later, these journalists and “free information” types should be wary of too much of a good thing…

Assange continues:

Then one company starts cutting their milk powder with melamine, and becomes more profitable. You can follow suit, or slowly go bankrupt and the one that’s cutting its milk powder will take you over. That’s the worst of all possible outcomes.

The other possibility is that the first one to cut its milk powder is exposed. Then you don’t have to cut your milk powder. There’s a threat of regulation that produces self-regulation.

It just means that it’s easier for honest CEOs to run an honest business, if the dishonest businesses are more effected negatively by leaks than honest businesses. That’s the whole idea. In the struggle between open and honest companies and dishonest and closed companies, we’re creating a tremendous reputational tax on the unethical companies.

If only things were so simple back here in the real world…

This reminds me of Citigroup’s Chuck Prince when in 2007 he commented something to the effect of “…as long as the music keeps playing we have to keep dancing,” meaning that were Citi to stop the risky lending/trading practices that largely caused the Financial Crisis, shareholders would have his head on a stake, that is, the stock price would crash as Citi’s financial performance lagged behind that of its competitors.

(On a quick tangent, I am absolutely not defending Prince’s behavior; it would have taken enormous fortitude to – as such a large, high-profile firm – be the leader in curtailing risky practices, but I maintain that while his tenure at Citi would likely have been cut even shorter, History would have at least remembered him as the man who had the cajones or what-have-you to do the right thing…)

The point is that it seems Assange is living in a dream world, one vastly different from the one in which most of us live, where decisions are black & white, where incentives clearly push us to make “the right” decisions time and time again, or if not, he, our savior, is here to make sure our incentives are properly aligned.

Be wary of an ex-hacker who claims to be able to fix all the world’s ills with a few clicks of the mouse…

More Assange:

No one wants to have their own things leaked. It pains us when we have internal leaks. But across any given industry, it is both good for the whole industry to have those leaks and it’s especially good for the good players.

Upon what research does Assange base such a claim?  Even the most idealistic, ivory-tower-inhabiting economics professors most-often shy away from making such broad, general statements.  Surely, more transparency is generally preferable over opacity (we’d rather have exchange traded derivatives than a gordian knot of private otc contracts, for example), but as with most things, there are exceptions and boundaries – both practical and legal – to absolute transparency.  We call these things trade secrets, intellectual property, and the ability to conduct business without fear of fantastic unexpected and grossly unpredictable events (the release of IP or internal procedures/strategy, for example).

Wikileaks and Assange represent a new, unilaterally-acting force the likes of which businesses and governments must now contend.  The problem with them is that Assange, via WL, is now playing God, or at least trying to; in his mind, he and his organization have the right, nay, the duty, to act as judge, jury, and executioner.  They have the duty to expose the day-to-day activities of low and mid-level employees who were simply going about doing their daily duties.  We’re not talking about Nazi SS Officers who, when on trial for war crimes, claimed to simply have been following orders; we’re talking more often than not about normal people trying to hang-onto/climb the corporate or government ladder, not people immediately responsible for mass murder.  No doubt we may very well see evidence that some very high-ranking individuals have said/done some things they’ll come to regret, but as far as I can tell, and as far as I can predict, the bulk of the information will not implicate such influential folk.

As I tweeted earlier, I’m certain that Assange (and WL) are nowhere even remotely close to being unbiased; quite the contrary, I’m confident they have a mission, a set of goals, an endgame towards which they’re working.  What this endgame is, however, is up for debate.  My best guess though is that this will end poorly, not only for Assange, but for many otherwise (mostly-)innocent people.  Assange may think he now has the opportunity to re-order the World and the dynamics that govern it, and while there may be some inkling of truth in that, I doubt he realizes (or is capable of so doing) that the effects of Wikileaks will spread further, faster, and deeper than even he could have ever predicted.  I’m of a semi-firm belief that while clearly sub-optimal, our current form of democracy (and capitalism) is better than any other options out there, as I believe Churchill said “Democracy is the worst form of government, besides all the others.”  Assange likely does not agree, not in the slightest.  As much as I hate to perpetuate stereotypes, given his background in the liberal hacker underground of the 80’s and 90’s, I somewhat expect he’s of the mentality that the world can quite easily function in a “free information” mode, which in order to usher-in, Assange will, intentionally or not, bring the world as we know it into anarchy and chaos.

I hope I’m way off base here, that Assange realizes the power he holds and ceases to abuse/misuse it, and that others with similar aspirations/ideals do the same.  As I am with my investments, I’m hoping for the best, and preparing for the worst, that is, I’m guardedly optimistic this phenomenon will be more about hype than action.

I’ll leave you with one final thought, one that my parents repeated ad nauseum to me during my more formative years, one which I hope Assange considers as well:

Be careful what you wish for…

Why Didn’t Economists Predict The Collapse?

I’m not going to go through this whole debate because it’s largely been beaten to death (although I still haven’t seen a really great explanation or set thereof), but this one paper (with a fantastically small sample size of 19) seems to indicate that one simple tweak to regulations academic/professional Economists are subject to may help us avoid this problem again.

Economists, especially those that like to tell Congress, the SEC, etc how Wall Street should be regulated may be due for a taste of their own medicine.  How about we make all economists, from Krugman to the whole Squam Lake Group, to the National Association of Realtor’s economist adhere to something similar (if not more strict) than SEC Reg FD (Fair Disclosure)?

What? One of the members of Stanford faculty and an economist on the Squam Lake group is on Moody’s Ratings Board?  He should have to explicitly make that aware every time he speaks, writes, and appears in the media.  The National Association of Realtors’ economist cites statistics/predictions 20% rosier than anything “independent” economists do?  Fine, but everytime the media quotes the NAR’s #’s, they should have to explicitly state the painfully obvious conflict of interest.

Now, I’m not nearly so naive as to expect this will happen within my lifetime or ever, but regardless, the fact is that these economists appear to the public, our lawmakers, regulators, and the media as (among the most) unbiased commentators, yet unless I’m mistaken, they have no formal, legal requirement to disclose conflicts of interest?  On what planet does that make sense?  Largely, these men and women went to the same schools, had the same professors/mentors, were taught and adhere to similar, if not the same ideologies, etc.  The public has a right to know about any and all conflicts of interest these economists may have, end of story.  If you’re a econ professor at the University of Chicago, you shouldn’t be allowed to identify yourself as such if you also happen to be a consultant to several investment banks.  That’s all I really have to say on the matter right now.

To The Cloud…Or Not; Winning The Microsoft Way…Or Not

Many of you have likely seen Microsoft’s new “to the cloud” commercials and, if you’re even remotely aware of what’s been going on in the software/tech space, wonder how Mr. Softy expects novice home computer users to know what, exactly, “the cloud” is, what it does, and how it does it.  It’s one thing to advertise their enterprise solutions assuming the reader/viewer already knows whatsup, but it’s entirely different in the consumer market, where the average home PC users can’t even write a 1-term excel formula, let alone understand and use cloud computing.  I decided to do what I’d imagine many consumers would do when they see an interesting commercial, searched for it on the internet (via google, screw bing) for “Windows Cloud.”  There’s a nice little “To The Cloud: Get Started” button prominently displayed on Microsoft’s website, a nice start from a web-design standpoint, easily directing consumers to “the goods.”  Unfortunately, instead of the “Cloud computing for dummies” tutorial/introduction, I found this:

So, let’s just summarize:

1. Microsoft tries to get home PC consumers to buy MSFT products by advertising the power of mysterious and all-powerful “cloud,”
2. Microsoft does not, in any way, shape, or form, explain what this “cloud” is during their oft-repeated TV commercials,
3. A visit to Microsoft’s website to learn more about what aforementioned “cloud” actually is tells one that in order to find out, one must first buy/download/install Windows 7.

Now this “trust us, buy now, don’t ask questions, you’ll figure out why and thank us later” sales strategy is not new, however it is seldom used to this degree (successfully, that is) in the software/tech space.  As a matter of fact, I can’t think of any other campaign of this scale made use of such a advertising/sales strategy, besides Apple, but their websites are always much better/more informative in my opinion.  (This is not to say there aren’t examples, just that I can’t recall any others  As always, if you can, be sure to let me know by email or in the comments).

In fairness to Microsoft, I played around on the website a little more and there are some more quick videos (~30 seconds +/-) showing what you can do with Windows 7, e.g. viewing a photo gallery on your computer and with a few clicks upload them directly to Facebook.  This may seem like magic to those with only the most basic level of computer literacy, but its hardly revolutionary, to put it nicely.

Perhaps Microsoft (and whoever did the ad campaign) decided that instead of showing/telling consumers what this new “cloud” technology/idea is, they’d just show consumers what they can do with it (putting aside for now/forever what, exactly, “it” is).  In the first version of this post, the above sentence was a question, but having taken some time to re-watch the ads and think about it, I’m convinced MSFT and their Ad agency partners must have simply decided there was no real way to explain what “the cloud” is to stupid consumers, so instead, they’d just show all the nifty things people can do with ease “in the cloud.”

If this is, in fact, the case (or something like it), I’m not so sure I agree.  If my Mom can figure out Facebook, it’s not exactly a leap of genius to understand the idea that when you, for instance, upload a picture to Facebook, it can be accessed from anywhere with an internet connection, as opposed to when you just had it on your home computer (drive), and could only access it from there.  Indeed, a 5 second google search (my time, not google’s, of course) brought me to this, from a book apparently called “20 Things I Learned About Browsers & the Web,” which succinctly (in an extremely simple manner) explains cloud computing in about a paragraph of “Curious George” size/style typeface.

Check it out:

I don’t necessarily disagree with the cynical approach of pushing Windows “cloud” capabilities without explaining what they are, but I think a little education/knowledge could go a long way for Mr. Softy.  Especially true now, in the social media age, consumers do not want to be made to feel stupid or uninformed.  Introducing new terms to them without giving them a little information (like in the image above) may be a major faux pas; had they instead devoted some time/effort to educating the consumer, bringing them into the fold, making them feel like they’re part of the cloud computing phenomenon, I think the campaign would be FAR more effective.

All of 1 of my ~650 Facebook friends “likes” Windows 7, as do about 1.1 million others.  Impressive but I think extrapolating true adoption or even fan-dom from Facebook “likes” even as a proxy is a dangerous if not downright silly practice.

Microsoft has a long and storied history of pushing “technology” onto consumers, which you can read about on Wikipedia, Techcrunch, or several books I’m sure have been published on the topic, but most of this was done before Facebook, before Youtube, before Blogs (well, mainstream ones at least), and before Twitter.  I’ve studied social media failures, or, as it were, business strategy failures magnified by social media (mis-steps), and this, while not nearly as egregious as others I’ve seen, may very well be on one of my future list of FAIL.

This story is still being written, so, I may be proven wrong in my skepticism, but alas, only time will tell..

Thanksgiving Prep Analysis, Courtesy of Bain & Co.

From the formerly-fantastic Leveraged Sellout, this is THE conclusive analysis of the Thanksgiving Holiday.  Even those of you seeking last minute help should benefit from this.  Enjoy!

Download the PDF here: bain2005

Thanksgiving Musings On Seeking Alpha, Syndicated Posts, “Investing Communities,” and the Future of Stone Street Advisors

Over the past decade (and most seriously the past 3-4 years) I’ve played around with several “community”and/or “social” stock and finance sites, including the seldom-useful, antiquated (in my opinion, at least compared to the competition) Yahoo! Finance message boards, The Motley Fool, Marketocracy (remember that?), Minyanville, Seeking Alpha, and more recently/frequently, Stocktwits and Twitter (We also have been syndicating our content on Business Insider of late).  I’ve dabbled with Covestor and considered Stockpikr, but never gave either anything even approaching the ol’ college try.  Each of these things had or have several pluses and minuses and down the road, I’m sure I’ll dabble with some as-yet-conceived “social” finance websites/tools.

Since Yahoo! Finance boards are just too easy a target, and I haven’t used The Motley Fool since they (stupidly) turned down a TV show production I’d pitched to them about 5 years ago and I switched over to primarily reading Finance blogs and mainstays like the FT etc.  When I started writing for 1-2 Knockouta few years ago, I started thinking about ways to increase readership/popularity and discovered Seeking Alpha.  Technical/communication issues aside, I never really liked Seeking Alpha.  They’ve got (or re-publish) a ton of content from god knows how many hundreds of contributors, some well-known, some less-so.  They allow readers to leave comments, and rate articles/contributors (these are not unique to SA, of course), so when I think about it, I’m not quite sure why it never really did it for me; not even the events they have for contributors sucked me in. Frankly, I find their website and content management system, policies, rules, etc to be WAY too intrusive, to say the least, to the point where I seldom bother reading the website, let alone cross-posting my posts there.  Sure, friends of mine like Kid Dynamite and others have a pretty decent following there (which no-doubt helps drive traffic to their own websites and increase their visibility/popularity), but considering my myriad frusturations with SA, I just haven’t been able to bring myself to put the effort in to toot my own horn in those parts.  Alas, while many have acheived (relative) greatness through shameless self-promotion (everyone from Tim Sykes to some now highly-respected finance/economics commentators), I’ve always preferred to put my thoughts out there and let the content speak for itself.  Perhaps its time I reconsidered my stance, though…

Minyanville was one of the first social finance sites I got into and Todd, Kevin and the crew there certainly do a helluva job (and because they’re awesome, sponsored the inaugural Street Meet we had earlier in the year!), but admittedly, as most of my intraday commentary is twitter-based, I haven’t been reading/commenting nearly as much as I should be.  Kevin and I have talked on/off about me posting there as well, but both of us have plenty on our plates so those conversations have been in some state of flux for a few months.  Now that I’m writing this I really need to take care of this.  Note to self: Schedule drinks with Kevin!

While I don’t particularly support their sometimes misleading headings and artificial pageview/clicks from slides hows and whatnot, Henry, Joe, etc (and formerly my man Carney) have turned Business Insider into a pretty impressive operation.  Their content management system is pretty good, although my submissions there require at least 1 person to approve them (a person who isn’t always as knowledgeable as I nor incentivized to publish my posts in a timely fashion), although compared to the unfortunately more traditional editorial standards/”oversight” at The Atlantic, its a veritable walk in the park to publish on TBI.  Also, The Atlantic doesn’t syndicate content, not surprising considering the storied history of the magazine (extending to their web presence), so when I do decide to post there, its exclusive (an honor, no doubt), but limits breadth and visibility.

Where am I going with this?  First and foremost, I think today quite an appropriate time to thank the editors/proprietors/managers/owners/employees of all these outlets for sharing my vision and giving me the honor of being able to post on their sites.  Similarly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank our readers, without which this would largely all be in vain.  Last, but certainly not least, I want to thank my fellow blogger/commentator types, from whom I’ve learned so much over the past few years, from whom I depend to to educate me on things outside my realm of expertise/experience.

Secondly, and perhaps selfishly, I want to ask all of you, whose opinions I’ve grown to value so much, your thoughts.  While I love doing this, and take a certain amount of pride in so doing for the low, low salary of zero, at some point down the road I’d like to reach the level of exposure/popularity where I can at least cauterize the hemorrhage in my bank account, so-to-speak.

Some have wondered when (in whatever form) Stone Street Advisors will start managing money.  To be honest, the thought had crossed my mind, but I never really sat down to think about whether such a move would be possible (and more importantly, profitable).  Others have suggested keeping some content free, but shifting the best, most actionable to a paid newsletter or something along those lines.  I’m not quite sure how much money such newsletters make or it’d be worth the time/effort, but I’m not diametrically opposed to that approach in concept yet.  Others have suggested a variety of other moves, some reasonable, some bordering on cockamamie, but most somewhere between the two.

So, pardon the rambling, stream-of-consciousness, but these are the things I’ve been pondering for quite some time, and since I value your thoughts, I thought best to share with you all.  If you’ll indulge me, you’ll share yours.  If not, thank you for reading, and have a Happy and Healthy Thanksgiving!  (and to our International readers, I’ll email you some turkey, heh).

Short Story: Why I’m Skeptical About GM

I tweeted this earlier but for those who missed it, let me throw out a few reasons why I don’t buy the “hype” behind the GM IPO/”successful” restructuring/turn-around, in no particular order.

• Government still has huge role.  As Michael Steinhardt said on CNBC yesterday, “I don’t think one should be a long-term holder of Government securities, especially equity securities.”
• Still a bit opaque.  Sure, they’ve disclosed alot of the things I had questions about (pensions, etc) but its not only a lot to process, with so many moving parts – many of which could turn into problems down the road – that I’d be hesitant to buy into the story (stock) for anything other than any IPO pop + subsequent pop from index purchasing.  For more, see this great post I somehow totally spaced on (thanks @rmsnickers!) from Francine McKenna.  Preview: Unaudited financials are just a wee bit of a red flag.
• GM’s early leadership position in China is under alot of pressure.  Buick is a big draw there, but rest assured, Volkswagen and GM’s other competitors won’t let them enjoy that position for long.
• A successful IPO does not a successful reorg/turnaround make.  GM’s employee count is down about 75,000 from pre-bankruptcy and they’ve closed about a dozen plants, but as I said above, its a huge, sprawling company in an intensely competitive industry.  Throw in a history of bureaucratic bloat, questionable (at best) product design and basically every aspect of the company from the past 30-ish years and I’m nowhere close to buying into the lean & mean story the company, its underwriters, and the media would have you believe.
• The Chevy Volt is doomed for failure.  I’d just as soon chalk up all the recent attention from the Automotive Media up to IPO-related pre-excitement rather than any realistic expectation that it’ll be a commercial success.  Without heavy Government subsidies (here we go again with that Government thing again), no one would even consider buying it, save for the most economically ignorant tree-hugging types.
• UAW
• Only time will tell.  Not nearly enough time has passed to see this story play out.  I seriously advice ignoring anyone who claims otherwise.

Remember, this is just a very short take, each of these bullet points can easily be its own post (if not several).

On the GM IPO Debacle, Part II

In part I, I explained that even if the online/discount brokers (that serve “everyman,” apparently) had gotten allocated GM IPO shares, no matter what Treasury said about every American having access to buy, in practice, it would never go down that way because of the way brokerage firms go about allocating shares.  I may be wrong, but as far as I know, Treasury (besides threatening not to include an underwriting firm in the deal) has no influence over how underwriters allocate shares (someone please enlighten me as to any other authority Treasury has, if any. Thanks).

Now, I really don’t have anything revolutionary to add here and for the purposes of brevity I’m over-simplifying, but I just wanted to add another thought or two.  Even if Etrade, Schwab, and Ameritrade (major advertiser on CNBC, which I suspect may have a not-insignificant part in the network’s annoyingly persistent coverage of this issue)  received allocations of IPO shares, 1. Not every Tom, Dick, and Harry has a brokerage account nor knows how to open one, 2. even if they did, there’s still the little issue of suitability.  On this 2nd point, generally, equity IPO’s are considered to be amongst the least risky of syndicate trades, at least compared to secondary’s, structured products, etc (but certainly not considered risk-less, not by any stretch of the imagination!)  Suitability may vary from firm-to-firm and even from issue-to-issue (e.g. buying an equity IPO from a bankrupt company still married to the Government may require investors clear a higher threshold than a “vanilla” IPO), as firms seek to CYA.

So, the first impediment to “everyone” having access to the GM IPO: brokerage firms choose to whom they allocate shares, not treasury.  Second: even if Treasury was able to influence Brokers’ allocation methodology (doubtful considering the institutional/HNW client outrage that’d result), firms can’t just sell a risky issue to any schmuck with an account (or else they’d get sued/crushed with arbitration claims) into next century if/when things go “wrong” (e.g. the stock goes bankrupt at some point down the road).

The last thing I want to discuss is that even if Treasury HAD explicitly stated verbatim that every American will be able to buy into the GM IPO (and I’ve yet to see any evidence they did), putting the above aside, why do we think EVERY American should be able to buy the IPO?  1. 40% of Americans don’t have any net Federal income tax liability (i.e. 40% of people don’t pay any Federal taxes), 2. why does anyone think just because someone pays Federal taxes they should be automatically qualified to buy-into a questionable IPO?  Whats driving Joe and Jane Outraged Investor’s motivation to get into the IPO?  Does the average retail investor understand dynamics of public offerings, the auto industry, index/fund “frontrunning,” pension accounting, turn-arounds, or any of the relevant factors affecting the performance of the issue?  Methinks not.

So, instead of all of the (mostly) MSM coverage discussing the outrage from “everyday investors” why don’t we get some insight into why these ‘folks want to get into the deal in the first place.  I’ll bet that the responses won’t be much more informed than the testimony given by the NTC employees about their “Robo-Signing” duties (see my Thoughts & Good Reading post from Monday).

Not only do investors need to be protected from predatory practices, they need to be protected from themselves (and firms need to protect themselves from frivolous lawsuits resulting from “improper” conduct and the like).

Securities Law types, brokers, advisors, etc please feel free to weigh in on the issue.

Thoughts & Good Reads, Monday Edition

Some things I’m reading today and other thoughts, in no particular order (but numbered none-the-less).  Enjoy!

1. Benzinga: “The Game of Mortgage Lending”

Written by a guy running a mortgage company at the epicenter of the housing crisis, Orange County, CA.  My 1st reaction was “be on the lookout for typical bias” but I was surprised to find this is actually a well-balanced read.  When you have someone whose incentive is to talk up the housing recovery saying things like

In short, we have serious long term problems in the real estate market in this country, which thus far, remain largely unacknowledged by the industry leadership, government officials and even the financial media. The prevailing opinion seems to be that the market will stabilize then begin to recover and within the next few years. In a press release by the National Association of Realtors, Ron Peltier, chairman and CEO of HomeServices of America, Inc., the second largest independent residential real estate brokerage firm in the country, is quoted as saying that the nation is in the seventh inning of the housing market correction and that that today’s real estate market resembles that in the year 2000. (REALTORS® Cautiously Optimistic about Future of Housing Market) In truth however, current conditions are grim and all market indicators

suggest that we are in for a long hard slog, of six to eight years, before the market is to rid of all the toxic assets on bank books and the number of qualified borrowers comes close to matching the available inventory.

…you know its bad.  Like real bad.  I applaud the author for being so honest, especially calling out the NAR for being the blindly optimistic marketing machine that it actually is.  (Of course, the same holds true for the National Retail Federation, etc)

2. Milken Institute: “The Diet Dictators: Parents Need to Weigh-in on Childhood Obesity“

Or, as I like to say, “Accountability, Personal Responsibility (or lack thereof) and ‘Our Future'”  I’ve written about Obesity before, namely here, where I summarized my thoughts on the matter – that still hold true today – as:

Lets get real: its 2000-freaking-8.  If you’re over the age of 7 and don’t know that gorging on Big Macs will eventually lead to heart attacks, pounding Jack all day will get you cirrhosis, and sucking down a pack of Marlboros will cause emphysema, than you sir or Madame, have gone out of your way to deserve, nay, EARN, the consequences of your astounding ignorance.  Period.  End of story.

Of course, this is all really about a little thing called personal responsibility; about accepting the consequences of one’s actions. Unfortunately this is the sorry state of things in this country (and the World in general) where these ideas are so foreign to us they might as well be Martian.

The hypocrisy of the whole game though is that we whine about government intervention into all of our affairs, but at the same time cry for help whenever something happens for which we don’t want to accept responsibility.  Legislators, eager to stay in office (read: power) are all-too-happy to appease our complaints, further strengthening the regulatory grip on our ability to conduct our lives as we see fit.  On the grand scale, its a massive, dysfunctional game of shifting/assigning blame and actors avoiding responsibility for their decisions, a game which in the ultimate analysis, cannot possibly end well for any parties involved.

That is, of course, unless we step up to the plate and start accepting responsibility for our actions, both the good, and slightly less-than.

If 84% of parents take their kids to a fast food restaurant at least once/week (putting aside the fact that simply eating at a fast food restaurant is not necessarily in and of itself the or even a cause of obesity), then they have no one to blame but themselves.  Not their “busy schedules,” “high food prices” or anything else.  Take a look in the freaking mirror.  If your 7 year old has more rolls than the Michellin Man its probably your fault as a parent for feeding your kid (too much) crappy food and not making sure he/she is sufficiently active.  Ok, need to stop here before I repeat what I wrote on 1-2 Knockout back in 2008 (the above quote).  Argh.

3. Zero Hedge “The Most Stunning Robosigning Admissions“

Videos of NTC (National Title Clearing) employees whose job it was to effectively sign any document that came across their desks with their name on it without paying any attention what-so-ever to anything else.  It seems as if the lawyer doing the questioning almost has to hold back his utter amazement at how blatantly inept NTC’s management/policies/procedures were in ensuring mortgage assignments (and other documents) were handled properly.  They’re all largely pathetic, but video #4 was one of my favorites (insofar as the employee was just totally clueless).

From the start, I thought the use of the term “Robo-Signing” was a misnomer the MSM Financial media had invented as a convenient term that mistakenly convinced readers that literally, robots were signing these mortgage docs, but after watching this video, its clear, robots would have done a much more thorough job.  Sigh…

4. From an unexpected source (the Tosh.O blog via @comedycentral), good points regarding Facebook’s announcement today of unified messaging.  Think about it: Over the past 15-20 years, how many email addresses have you gone through?  First it was AOL, then hotmail, then yahoo, then gmail, and now…facebook?  I’ve been using gmail (despite it not being the best service) as my email provider for all my email addresses since about 2001, and I don’t anticipate moving any of them to Facebook.

Also, to all of those singing songs of praise of this new service, do not forget Facebook’s storied (on these very pages!) history of sweeping, unilateral service changes and privacy lapses.  I shudder at the thought of how much worse this will get with real-time, unified messaging…

Other thoughts & Miscellany:

1. Fly (or not) Like a G6: Many of you may have heard the currently-popular song “Like a G6” and wondered about what, preytell, this G6 to which the song refers is.  My inclination was that it referred to the as-yet-delivered Gulfstream G650 private jet (replacing the G500/G550), but didn’t think any had been delivered or that any pop artist even knew such a thing existed.  Alas, MTV confirmed both my theories, and reinforced another in the link above.  Chew on this infallible logic:

“A G6 is not a Gatorade flavor. It’s not a car, convertible, four-door. It’s not a watch,” Kev Nish explained to MTV News. “But Drake, Drake talks about having G4 pilots on deck, so we said, ‘What’s flyer than a G4?’ Of course, it would be a G6.”

The only way I can carry-on with my life knowing there are people making so much money with so little intelligence is the firm belief that they will soon be parted with aforementioned wealth once their proverbial 15 minutes of fame are up.

2. Earlier today CNBC had an interview with one of the leaders of Abu Dhabi about their plans for the Emirate’s economic future.  I’ll have to find the video, but I swear what he said was verbatim lifted from something a Nakheel executive in Dubai said on CNBC years ago before that Emirate went to hell after their insane expansion into nonsensical tourism/etc collapsed.  Sure, diversifying your economy is a good idea, however, doing so by expanding into ridiculous tourism/entertainment ventures is probably not the most intelligent way to go about so doing, at least if history is any indication.

3. This one’s been open in my browser for at least a week, if not longer, but knowing at least some of my audience, I expect this may actually be relevant.  The Daily Beast: “50 Healthiest Beers.” I don’t think this needs any further explanation.

The Anecdotal Economy, Part II: The Plight of “The Overqualified”

I’ve been awaiting this story for some time now (being formerly one of those about whom it speaks), and awaiting this opportunity to say, from personal experience, I think it’s still just too soon, with some exceptions of course.

Employers who snapped up top talent on the cheap in the depth of the recession should start worrying about defections, recruiters and management watchers say.

Companies that continued to hire during the slump found they were able to nab talented but recently laid-off workers at bargain salaries, or into jobs for which they were overqualified. Now, as the job market slowly loosens up—and those overqualified hires become more frustrated—some of them are considering greener pastures.

Indeed, it wasn’t rocket science to foresee such a trend eventually coming to pass, however, as the article mentions, it seems the vast majority of firms who hired overqualified candidates over the past 2-3 years largely haven’t done much, if anything, to address the inevitable talent exodus if/when(ever) the job market picks up.

I’d be remiss were I not to take this opportunity to point out that many of the “experts” cited in the aforecited WSJ article are inherently biased due to what should be obvious limits on their objectivity, namely recruiters, who get paid alot of money connecting people with jobs.  I think to a greater degree than they’ll let-on, its still more the exception than the rule, and if my experiences/conversations over the past few years are any indication, there are still ALOT of overqualified people all over Wall Street (metaphorically, not geographically) in every capacity and at every level.  There’s still plenty of people with years of experience, their CFA, MS or MBA working in retail brokerage or operations and at smaller, less-prestigious shops because they can’t get another gig on a trading desk or other front-office spot.  Unfortunately, I fear many of them will be stuck there for quite some time as alot of the job losses on Wall Street simply just won’t be coming back, at least not any time soon if ever as far as I can tell.

What have you seen/heard?  Do you know any overqualified people currently or who have been sweating it out until they can get back to their previous station?